Comic 263 - Weight

28th Mar 2012, 8:37 PM in Bloom
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view 28th Mar 2012, 8:37 PM edit delete
Winding down the porn.

I am sick. I don't need sympathy, but I may punch you in the face a couple of times.


cattservant 28th Mar 2012, 8:39 PM edit delete reply
Flail Away!
JasperWB 28th Mar 2012, 8:59 PM edit delete reply
Jeez Jim, didn't take you long to go from romantic, sensual lovemaking to horny throwdowns!

And I suppose you can punch me in the face if you want, but I'm still going to be sympathetic. I'm sending a telepathic get well soon card. So imagine a stale pre-written joke and a custom note from me that is inadvertently borderline offensive.
cattservant 28th Mar 2012, 9:05 PM edit delete reply
It's the sugar overload! And they haven't noticed yet, but when they try to get up, they're going to be stuck on each other! (literally)
JasperWB 28th Mar 2012, 9:14 PM edit delete reply
Well that just calls for a nice hot shower together, the ultimate couples activity.
cattservant 28th Mar 2012, 9:17 PM edit delete reply
There's a nice big lake nearby too. I'm sure the algae would appreciate the sugar.
umbrella_policy 28th Mar 2012, 10:37 PM edit delete reply
playstation or xbox?
view 28th Mar 2012, 10:50 PM edit delete reply
Retraux Box, built to play those old games in a realistic way.
cattservant 28th Mar 2012, 11:08 PM edit delete reply
Do you mean the unit with vacuum tubes, or the older model with phlogiston valves?
Jesse 28th Mar 2012, 11:33 PM edit delete reply
Maybe the ones that convert plasma so they don't harm the environment. My dad got me that one last Christmas.
Meh.Aloe 28th Mar 2012, 11:54 PM edit delete reply
That must eat up a lot of quarters.
JasperWB 29th Mar 2012, 12:15 AM edit delete reply
Sheela 29th Mar 2012, 1:50 PM edit delete reply
DOSbox then. :)
Meh.Aloe 28th Mar 2012, 11:52 PM edit delete reply
I hope you feel better soon, in a totally non-sympathetic way!
CyberSkull 29th Mar 2012, 1:37 AM edit delete reply
Syrupy glue time!
Sheela 29th Mar 2012, 5:18 AM edit delete reply
Are we allowed to punch back ?
cattservant 29th Mar 2012, 6:11 AM edit delete reply
Good luck with that!
Willy 29th Mar 2012, 11:26 AM edit delete reply
You can use my balls,too, if that helps.
cattservant 29th Mar 2012, 12:29 PM edit delete reply
Even more luck with that!
Bil 29th Mar 2012, 2:28 PM edit delete reply
You were right, after a while porn really gets boring.
cattservant 29th Mar 2012, 3:47 PM edit delete reply
@Bil: Of course, the time factor needs to be accounted for. Inside Mary's house, the action* covers maybe half an hour.
From here, outside the fourth wall, it's been four days. Try reading each page of Chapter 8 in quick succession and see if it still feels 'slow'.

*(Pages #260-263)
JZ 1st Apr 2013, 4:11 AM edit delete reply
Mary must be enjoying herself considering she has something hard and stern poking between her legs.