Comic 59 - 059

11th Jul 2011, 5:53 PM in 2
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view 11th Jul 2011, 5:53 PM edit delete

Let's get out of here!

Man, panel 3 ended up horrible... Don't tell anyone!


JasperWB 11th Jul 2011, 7:59 PM edit delete reply
Tiny testicles? Men in the future really need to invest in looser fitting pants.
kill3st 11th Jul 2011, 8:21 PM edit delete reply
For being inexperienced, Jim sure has a way with the ladies...

BTW.... if it even matters (it'll help me get a feel for the situation) are Jim and Mary virgins?

That little fact will help me understand the truth behind the truth...
view 11th Jul 2011, 9:33 PM edit delete reply
Mary is, Jim's technically not.

It might seem like Jim has a way with women, because I'm focusing on the two women that like him. However, it's not entirely straightforward on their part...
Prestidigititis 11th Jul 2011, 10:59 PM edit delete reply
Oh, the future. So reliant on technology, even lack-of-virginity is technical.
kill3st 12th Jul 2011, 2:01 AM edit delete reply
So he "technically" had sex with someone, but not "officially"?

Why, was he sharing a sleeping bag with someone and his sausage just happened to find her dinner roll? I thought virginity was one of those black/white things... please correct me if I'm wrong, as I am only closer to understanding... thanks!
view 12th Jul 2011, 2:37 AM edit delete reply
Well, that's a plot point, so you'll have to have patience.
JasperWB 12th Jul 2011, 4:44 PM edit delete reply
I once put a sausage into a dinner roll. I was told to stop playing with my food.
jst56strong 11th Jul 2011, 8:42 PM edit delete reply
To answer your question 1) Jim has a kid so obviously not 2) Jim said that he saw Mary naked before when he was at her house (my guess is there was a one night stand that turned into an honest friendship. Am I right view?
view 11th Jul 2011, 9:35 PM edit delete reply
Seriously, what the hell are you talking about? This is the second time you've said Jim has a kid. Who is this kid?

Sorry to yell, but I'm going to make this very clear:

Are you talking about Miwa, who is DEFINITELY NOT IN ANY WAY JIM'S KID AND NEVER HAS BEEN? The page she was introduced on said her dad was Jianguo. Miwa's parentage was introduced IN HER FIRST LINE OF DIALOG. It's not Jim.
jst56strong 11th Jul 2011, 9:44 PM edit delete reply
view 11th Jul 2011, 9:53 PM edit delete reply
It's not a big problem, but I don't want other people to get confused...
jst56strong 12th Jul 2011, 1:32 AM edit delete reply
I was with the names. This might explain some previous comments. Again very sorry for the annoyance.
duLapel 12th Jul 2011, 3:14 AM edit delete reply
Carol should be careful not to wish her Boulder counterpart's testicles too small... she's is more likely to miss... and where's the fun in that?
Iamari 12th Jul 2011, 3:58 AM edit delete reply
I have a question, if it's stupid just ignore it. Have we met Boulder yet? If we have, was he the guy who took Mary away?
King Musa 12th Jul 2011, 9:19 AM edit delete reply
I think this 'Boulder' is just a subtle way of Carol warmly suggesting that Jim follow Jack's advice, and erm, tenderly plough Miwa's fields. Not sure I get it either though
view 12th Jul 2011, 12:06 PM edit delete reply
Boulder, as in Colorado.

They didn't deliver enough oil, remember?
Iamari 13th Jul 2011, 4:28 AM edit delete reply
Oh, okay I get it now. I said/typed that it was a stupid question. I just didn't know it was referring to the city. I thought it was some1 we'd met, but I'd forgotten about.
view 13th Jul 2011, 2:33 PM edit delete reply
No worries, I like hearing this sort of question, because it calibrates my meter. It tells me what things people find hard to remember, hard to discover.
Iamari 14th Jul 2011, 3:36 AM edit delete reply
Thank you very much.
Shadowstitch 12th Jul 2011, 8:02 AM edit delete reply
I dunno what's so wrong about panel 3.
I'm lovin' it.
Archduke 12th Jul 2011, 9:10 AM edit delete reply
CyberSkull 24th Jan 2012, 6:22 AM edit delete reply
Nice to see honest political discourse.
paul 10th Dec 2013, 5:12 AM edit delete reply
Living in Colorado makes the last two panels particularly entertaining.